STUFFING BRITAIN’S STOCKINGS
It’s that time of year again as offices get ready to all jingle their bells and attend their annual slap up binge in Britain’s restaurants, pubs and clubs.
It’s Office Christmas party time, a celebration of the festive season and a chance for employees to get together in song, dance and laughter after a year of hard work.
But inevitably as all the free alcohol flows with colleagues dressed to the nines, the celebrations tend to get flirtatious, the Mistletoe comes out and inhibitions get left out in the cold.
That naughty receptionist you’ve always had your eye on is giving you the glazed eye and all of a sudden, you’re in a steamy illicit encounter and emptying your sack over her face all in the name of Santa Claus.
Up and down the nation Christmas fumblings are going on like wild Turkey. Office workers from Birmingham are allegedly the most promiscuous according to one survey. Apparently an incredible one in 5 randy Brummies have confessed to cheating on a partner during the festive season.
In another survey it was said that 44% of men have had a naughty clinch with a co-worker during an office xmas party and 49% of men and women have expressed an interest to “go all the way” with a colleague. An astonishing third of workers have gone home with someone after the party. Also a quarter of female workers surveyed said their boss had made an inappropriate proposal to them during the yuletide bash. Incidentally 100% of the people we asked said they would sling it up someone at work.
So to celebrate all this seasonal infidelity we got our good friends at the top UK porn channel Television X to send us some of their best filthy office shenanigans.
So feast your bauble eyes on Tina Kay, Alessa Savage, Pippa Blonde, Carla Cox and Alyssa Divine and their lovely trimmings as they get naughty and naked with random stationary and ridden like Reindeers…
You can see ‘Office Adventures’ and loads more seasonal wonders all on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
Every night this month we are serving up a Christmas treat with a whole evening dedicated to one pornstar! Check when your favourite girl is on and join Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
- Chessie Kay
- Sienna Day
- Amber Deen
- Brooklyn Blue
- Victoria Summers
- Jasmine Jae
- Samantha Bentley
- Sasha Rose
- Daisy Rock
- Lucia Love
- Hannah Shaw
- Michelle Thorne
- Kiki Minaj
- Lexi Lowe
- Paige Turner
- Alessa Savage
- Lacey Starr
- Stella Cox
- Sophie Anderson
- Robyn Trulove
- Carmel Anderson
- Lolly Badcock
- Sahara Knite
- Busty Cookie
- Jess West
- Angel Long
- Linsey Dawn Mckenzie
- Tina Kay
- Rebecca More
- Michelle Moist
- Ella Hughes
TVX IN LA LA LAND
Award season is amongst us and one of the biggest of the year is just around the corner – the prestigious Xbiz Porn Awards held in LA, California in January.
The cream of the porn world will descend on the Andaz Hotel in glamourous Hollywood and saunter down the red carpet, looking divine and wearing an assortment of revealing and skimpy award ‘gowns’. The sexiness continues on stage as the host of the evening is Donald Trump’s alleged bit on the side pornstar Stormy Daniels.
The nominations for the gala night have just been announced and it’s no surprise that the biggest UK filth channel Television X has not one, but two nominations at the skin flick show.
The first nom for ‘Best Foreign Feature Movie’ is the very topical HARD BREXXXIT, the movie that gives us a behind the scenes look at some compromising political shenanigans as ‘Teaser Maynot’ does her best to persuade her Westminster colleagues (including Jizza Cwoarbyn and Tonald Dump) to cum on board her naughty Brexxit plan (and all over it) The brazen porno stars Rebecca More, Tina Kay, Busty Cookie, Alexis May and Lacey starr and is directed by Amory Pearl
The second nomination for ‘Best Foreign Non-Feature Movie’ is the porn version of the well known family TV classic PORNSTARS IN THEIR EYES. 10 Pornstars are put through their paces in various roles as Cabaret stars, namely, magicians, fire eaters, burlesque dancers and escapologists but unfortunately no Matthew Kelly. The movie stars some top British scrumpets, Barbie Sins, Tina Kay, Rhiannon Ryder, Carmel Anderson, Pippa Blonde and Alessa Savage and is directed by former school teacher turned porn director Liselle Bailey.
A Television X spokesman told us “We are thrilled to be recognised by the biggest industry awards in the world Xbiz and want to say a huge thanks to all the performers and crew for all the hard work, sweat and spunk that went into these movies. We are looking forward to heading to LA in January for the big show.”
We wish them all the breast of luck.
You can see Hard Brexxxit and Pornstars in their Eyes, all on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
TAKING THE BUSCUIT
It seems like BBW Beauty Busty Cookie has been dabbling with a new occupation. The curvy cutie has been doing some recruitment in her latest movie all in the name on porn!
Busty Cookie’s New Recruits is out this week exclusively on Television X and we caught up with the cuddly Cookie to find out all about her new enlisting drive.
Q: Your latest movie is Busty Cookie’s New Recruits… What’s it about?
A: Basically it’s me interviewing and recruiting some hot new all natural sexy BBW porn performers. It’s their first time working for TVX and I have my male assistants giving me a helping hand!
Q: We love your use of BBW’s? Do you think there is an underuse of plus size models in porn and shown in a positive body confident light?
A: Yes there sure is. I have starred in many mainstream films. BBWs are more then just niche performers; the category is one of the top five searches on porn search engines: big is beautiful and all of the models showcased in my movie prove that we have the ability to be just as successful and carry a film as any other performer.
These girls are confident, fierce and body positive.
Q: How did you get into the industry?
A: I was working in a normal job and I got asked to star in an adult film so I took the day off work and I told my boss that I was taking the day off to shoot some porn! They didn’t believe me! My first shoot was with Pascal White who I admire so much! And then I was offered to be in more porn Films for TV and for the Internet.
Q: What’s your most memorable moment in the industry?
A: Winning BBW Performer of the year at BBW FanFest 2013 and also winning two UKAP Awards; one for a movie I starred in and one for Best Webcam. 2013 was an amazing year! In 2016 I was the first British BBW ever to be nominated for BBW Performer of the year at the AVN Awards in America.
Q: What are your Future plans in porn?
A: I’m doing webcam (at busty.adultwork.com) and will be shooting more films.
January is a exciting time to meet fans and fellow model friends when I travel to Las Vegas for the AVN Awards Expo (@AEexpo @avnwards) where I’ll be signing at the MFC and Manyvids stands, and for the BBW Awards Show (@BBWAwardsShow). I’m also nominated for a few awards, and my last movie for TVX ‘Busty Cookie Large And In Charge’, which was released on DVD/VOD, is also Nominated.
Well we really hope to see Busty’s style of recruitment on a high a street near us soon.
You can see Busty’s new movie New Recruits exclusively on Television X this weekend by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
THE BIG CYCLING RUB DOWN
London’s West End was the place to be on Friday when the cream of the adult industry came together for a night of pedalling debauchery to raise money for HIV charity, Terrence Higgins Trust.
Porn Pedallers, the adult industry cycling club put on their “Friday Night Rub Down” event at the glamourous Platinum Lace Club in Leicester Square, London.
Top UK porn channel Television X was the night’s main sponsor and they invited a host of the porn world’s glitterati along to the party. Linsey Dawn Mackenzie, Louise Kay, Daisy Rock, Tindra Frost, Lucia Love, Lacey Starr, Luna Toxxxic, Lou LaLou, Alexxa Vice, Talula Thomas, Melissa Honey, Azura Alii, Piggy Mouth and Xbiz Europa Award winner, Pascal White were all in attendance at the glitzy bash.
A charity raffle as well as a static bike challenge saw cycling club members pit themselves against the glamour girls with some very interesting results. Some of the girls even taking to the bikes with mini skirts and high heels giving the cheering audience an eyeful as they pedalled away.
As drinks flowed and temperatures rose, all sorts of naughtiness started breaking out, with porn girls flashing their bits to photographers and giving each other lots of tongue action. The night continued to get hotter and wilder with the party goers taking lap dances and slipping into private rooms for VIP frolics.
The night proved a roaring success. Thousands of pounds have been raised by the club for charity all in the name of porn… and of course cycling.
Follow Porn Pedallers’ on Twitter @PornPedallers and you can see all the above strumpets on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
KISS KISS GANG BANG
Remember, remember it’s the 5th of November tomorrow and there’s no bigger bang than a British GANG-BANG.
To celebrate the night of big rockets we asked our good friends at the number one UK Porn Channel Television X to send us some visual delights of some of your favourite porn stars getting filled with all sorts of random bangers.
So check out these hot little crackers putting on the perfect visual display.
There’s the wonderful Sophie Anderson getting endless Fawkes by plenty of Guys in her movie Pushed to the Limits.
And then there’s the naughty MILF Lara Latex blowing her roomful of admirers and creating fireworks in Lara’s Men at Work.
And last but by no means least we have the stunning Ruby Reds who takes on an incredible 150 horny pocket rockets in The Great British Gang Bang – giving new meaning to sparkling pearl necklace.
You can watch all of these crackers and send your own explosive stuff high into the stratosphere by calling Television X on 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
TO HAVE AND CUCKOLD
Quote from Television X Spokesperson on Seann and Katya porn movie offer.
“Here at Television X, we feel like Seann has been getting a really bad press throughout this whole saga. He’s gone from one of the most loved comics in the UK to a life of alleged excessive drinking, having boozy smooches with married women and being left alone and single after being dumped by his partner Rebecca Humphries.
Well we have come up with the perfect solution for jobless Seann and his dance partner Katya Jones now they have been booted off Strictly and might be struggling for a bit of cash.
We also feel there is an element of unfinished business between them both so wanted to offer them a bumper cash incentive of half a million pounds to star in a porn movie together thus increasing their profile massively with Television X being the biggest Porn TV channel in the UK.
Our team of Movie Directors have been discussing possible titles should the pair decided to go ahead with the deal. Going with the dance/musical theme we thought the following might be appropriate:
Strictly Caught Kissing
Breast Side Story
A Midsummer Nights Cream
All That Jizz
Easy Ride Her
Dances with Balls
Katja ‘Bonking’ Bones
Walsh’s Willy Waltz
We’re hoping to hear back soon if Sean and Katya take us up on our offer and not wanting to leave anymore out, Katya’s cuckold Husband, and fellow Strictly Pro Neil Jones is of course welcome to come and watch the blockbuster being made if he so wishes.”
TICK OR TEAT
It’s that time of year again when you are asked to decide “Trick or Treat?” as Halloween is upon us once more.
Well, we here at the Sunday Sport think you should be giving yourself a treat by enjoying some top ‘spooky’ porn.
The good folk at top adult channel Television X are serving up a few potions over this Witching season with some great deals on their TV channel and website.
Whether it may be the delicious eye candy of Megan Coxxx in The Doll Maker or the magical Michelle Moist in Fetishly Insane. Maybe you’d like to enjoy the Pumpkins on Valery Summer in Rubberland or perhaps you’d like to sink your teeth into Lolly Badcock & Renee Richards in Vampires.
You can see all of these wonderful treats and many a magic wand on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com
SEXY SECRETS OF THE STARS
This week the Sunday Sport were lucky enough to have exclusive access to a hot and naughty photoshoot set up by number one UK porn channel Television X
The focus of the photoshoot? 3 horny pornstars – award winning GILF Lacey Starr, Ample-asseted Scottish beauty Skyler McKay and cheeky ex-Gymnast pornstar Loula Lou who were there flashing their bits all in the name of porn.
We watched on as the girls stripped down to their knickers and stockings. The flashes started going off as the girls posed for the cameras in every position imaginable and even started making out with each other.
During a break in the shoot we caught up with some of the naughty porn nymphs to pose a question from the Sunday Sport. We wanted to know the most outrageous place they had ever had sex before.
First up to answer was the one and only ‘Dr Lacey’, Lacey Starr “Oh wow, it was fun and spontaneous, riding along one sunny afternoon with some friends, we passed a farm with a huge field covered with hay bales. We all decided to jump the fence and go climb on the bales for a bit of fun. It was scorching hot up there and soon clothes were coming off left, right and centre. All that fresh country air, we all started feeling frisky and then were fumbling and f**king on top the bales like farmyard animals. After we had finished, sat exhausted with straw everywhere I remember looking over and seeing a Farmer stood up on his tractor at the far end of the field. He must have been watching everything haha. I’ll never forget that.”
Next up to talk to us was Loula Lou, the star of recent Television X movie Breaking Bad Bitches 2 “I was with my f**k buddy and we thought we’d take in some English Heritage by visiting Carisbrooke Castle. Looking at all those lovely Turrets I suddenly got really horny so decided to find somewhere we could have sex. After looking around without much success I decided enough was enough and just bent over a cannon ready for it. It was an explosive feeling as my boyfriend loaded my breech while I was straddling the 24-pound Howitzer. The best thing was as I looked down over the canons big end I could see people walking about on the floor below and they had no idea at all of what was stuffed inside my barrel.
Last but certainly not least we chatted to the star of Television X’s “Angel Long’s Foot Addicts” the enormous breasted wonder that is Skyler Mckay “When I was at drama school I used to work part time in a theatre. One night during a boring performance I persuaded the Usher to come with me to the back row where it was quiet. What started as a little hand job in the dark turned into the main performance as I sat on his lap and he slipped his enormous volume in me. I ended up bending over the chairs and had the biggest orgasm luckily muffled by the 2nd acts dreadful singing haha” She said of her own naughtiest experience.
The temperature continued to rise at the shoot as 3 hot guys suddenly arrived to join in the fun. We suddenly decided to make our excuses to leave before things got too steamy for our reporters.
You can see Lacey Starr, Skyler McKay and Loula Lou, all on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com