Hung Over Cure

HUNG OVER CURE

We hope everyone had a fantastic Friday or Saturday and if you went out out. Danced the night away and swallowed down some luscious cocktails. Maybe a White Lady or a Dirty Banana. Maybe you indulged in a Screaming Orgasm, a Snowball or just a Slow Comfortable Screw. And let’s really hope you didn’t catch up with Bloody Mary.

For those of you out there that are feeling a bit delicate today, top UK Porno channel Television X has served up a few doses of sizzling tonics to help nurse your pounding head.

So feast your bloodshot eyes on these flaming B52’s and if you want to see more Pornstar Martinis and sexy nurses then give Television X a call on 0871 271 6869 or log on to www.televisionx.com

 

Knock one out

KNOCK ONE OUT

British adult channel Television X is serving up a huge package to the nation this month.

The best pornographers in the land will be broadcasting the first ever pay per view legal bare knuckle boxing event at the Indigo 02 in London.

The bloody fisted showdown, BKB 15, will be broadcast live on TVX Pay Per Night, Sky Channel 900, on Saturday 26 January 2019 from 7pm (encrypted from 8pm) and guarantees to be a night of high-octane raw action.

Being billed as “Knock one out – the boys night in”, pay-per-view customers will get all the fight action, plus the bonus of some extra ‘fist and wrist’ action – a night filled up with TVX skin flicks when the mauling ends. Television X pornstars Rebecca Jane Smyth and Ava Austen will be in attendance on the night to glam up proceedings and lead out the fighters.

BKB has taken bare knuckle boxing from its controversial underground roots to the glitz and glamour of Indigo at the O2. The sell-out shows banish the notion of illicit backroom brawls and embrace the ethos of licensed, regulated sports, while losing nothing of the raw brutality of toe-to-toe combat.

BKB bosses, Jim Freeman and Joe Brown, have 11 red hot fights lined up, pairing fighters from BKB, traditional boxing and MMA. BKB 15 introduces the opening round of the sport’s first ever ‘Prizefighter’ tournament. The last fighter standing will net a cool prize pool of £10,000 – and a shot at the world super-middleweight championship recently vacated by pound-for-pound king Jimmy ‘The Celtic Warrior’ Sweeney.

The bill sees the return of the explosive Leeds army veteran Dean ‘Smudger’ Smith. Californian UFC star Will ‘The Kill’ Chope will be hoping to build on his impressive 36 fight wins. Former boxer, Tyler Goodjohn, faces Dundee kickboxing champion, Marc Navarro. Also on the bill is Mickey Parker, who famously won the biggest boxing fight of career just 72 hours after chopping off his finger!

The pay-per-view event will also feature the hugely anticipated grudge match between ‘Rockin’ Robin Deakin, dubbed ‘Britain’s worst ever boxer’, and the short-fused Mark ‘Poisoned Dwarf’ Handley.

To watch this incredible night or bare fisted plus back backed entertainment just call 0871 271 5599 to see it on TVX Pay Per Night, Sky Channel 900. Pay-per-view will be from 8pm priced at £9.99. T&C’s apply.

Don’t miss this exclusive live spectacular from Television X and let body splatter commence!

Bare Knuckle Boxing on PPV

TELEVISION X LAUNCHES BARE KNUCKLE BOXING ON PAY-PER-VIEW

Leading UK adult TV channel Television X has joined forces with BKB – the only legal bare-knuckle boxing company in the world – to showcase an exclusive combat sports event.

The highly anticipated showdown, BKB 15, will be broadcast live on TVX Pay Per Night, Sky Channel 900, on Saturday 26 January 2019 from 7pm (encrypted from 8pm) and guarantees to be a night of high-octane action.

Being billed as “Knock one out – the boys’ night in”, pay-per-view customers will get all the fight action, plus the bonus of a night of TVX movies across 3 Sky channels when the BKB event ends. Television X pornstars Rebecca Jane Smyth and Ava Austen will be in attendance on the night to glam up proceedings and lead out the fighters.

Television X draw on their past experience of running boxing pay-per-view channel, Primetime, which screened fights from the likes of Mayweather, Khan, Pacquiao and Hatton. “I’m thrilled about our return to pay-per-view sports. And what better way to make our mark than with bare knuckle boxing,” said TVX CEO, Chris Ratcliff.

BKB has taken bare knuckle boxing from its controversial underground roots to the glitz and glamour of Indigo at the O2. The sell-out shows banish the notion of illicit backroom brawls and embrace the ethos of licensed, regulated sports, while losing nothing of the raw brutality of toe-to-toe combat.

BKB bosses, Jim Freeman and Joe Brown, have 11 red hot fights lined up, pairing fighters from BKB, traditional boxing and MMA. BKB 15 introduces the opening round of the sport’s first ever ‘Prizefighter’ tournament. The last fighter standing will net a cool prize pool of £10,000 – and a shot at the world super-middleweight championship recently vacated by pound-for-pound king Jimmy ‘The Celtic Warrior’ Sweeney.

Viewers can purchase the event by calling 0871 271 5599. Available on TVX Pay Per Night, Sky Channel 900. Pay-per-view from 8pm priced at £9.99. T&C’s apply.

BKB – the gloves are off!

Embolden Globes

EMBOLDEN GLOBES

It’s that time of year again when all that’s glitzy and glamourous descend on Hollywood for the annual Golden Globe awards where the best movies of the year are celebrated alongside a medley of film stars and the rich and famous.

So in honour of the the big flick bash we’ve come up with our own definitive list of movies worthy of celebration and a bit of finger shuffling courtesy of Top UK Porno channel Television X and their own alternative movie award ceremony The Shaftas.

Our top 10 skin flicks include.

Saturday Night Beaver

Ella Hughes gets her fill on the dancefloor in this tribute to the 70’s classic.

Chariots of Jizz

Endurance, stamina and other enormous attributes are what’s needed to win this race on Skegness Beach

Fang Bang

Sink yourself in deep with this pain in the neck starring the not so long toothed Stacey Lacey

Babespotting

Not about heroin addicts from Edinburgh but there’s loads of hot grumble to gawp at in this one.

Breaking Bad Bitches 2

Again not a narcotic in sight as the King of Porn Pascal White starts up an alternative Youth Training Scheme.

Sherlock Bones

The private detective looks deep into at his hot new case with the stunna Lucy Love

Bareback Mountain

Climbing on top of huge peaks and sliding inside the slimmest chasms without a plastic mac in sight.

Cumdog Millionaire

Busty beauty Leah Jaye wins a place on the hit gameshow Goo Wants To Be A Millionaire.

Pornogeist

Spooky Porno is served up inside your TV by huge titted, moaning and groaning entities.

The Iron Lady Garden

Rebecca More stars in this political drama and gets a huge surprise from her Chief Whip

You can see all these epic mastur-pieces on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com

Fit it up in there

FIT IT UP IN THERE

After such an indulgent time of year watching that gluttonous midriff and moobs obscure the view of your todger there’s no better time to get fit, join a gym and get your hands on all that heavy equipment. Release those endorphins and start pumping that iron fist, working that body to get hotter buns than a baker.

Here’s a look at some breathless activities that might take your fancy in 2019.

Boxing – If you can handle a massive blow to your head this might be the sport for you.

High Jump – Jump straight in there and watch your bar raise right up.

Push ups – Floor exercises are the always best way to enjoy the classic up and downs.

Yoga – Push yourself in hard and enjoy a right good stretch.

Cycling – Chose a decent bike, climb on and have the ride of your life.

Snooker – There’s no better feeling than bending over and sinking the pink.

Tennis – New balls please… And then some mixed doubles.

Squats – Leg day is always a great day.

So as you see there are plenty of ways to get fit in 2019 and get that perfect body and before you know it women will be letting you have your whey with them. Don’t forget that protein intake making sure you put plenty of meat inside and you’ll end up with more mass than a church on a Sunday!

And in the meantime for some essential sports relief check out these energetic sauce pots courtesy of the number one rated porn channel of 2018 –  Television X – John Cherry Cocksure Captain, Ball Control, Fighting Fucks, Personal Trainer Home Visits and FIT.

You can see all these leisure time beauties on Television X by calling 0871 271 6869 or by visiting www.televisionx.com